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Offensive Artwork!

These are comics and artwork, made by me, that have been labeled as "Way too hot for DeviantArt" viewers, so if your offended please leave now!

Baby Speaker Set

By: Patrick Jenkins

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Well at least there is another useful way to use a baby's annoying ass crying and screaming for lol!

Fap Booth Uncensored

By: Patrick Jenkins

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This is the Uncensored version with cum all over this sick, geeky, virgin hentai perverted loving, robin cosplayer lol!!?

Human Baby Toy

By: Patrick Jenkins

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Im pretty sure this isnt what nurse rose meant by playing with the new borns at the hospital??

Pootopia Sexy Parody Sketch

By: Patrick Jenkins

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While judy hopps and her perverted con artist partner in crime nick wilde where trying to solve the missing old aged otter poop. The Furry NSA center has targeted and identified a UFO landing somewhere out in the middle of the jungle forest, who happen to be a bunch of perverted beastility gross men. After hijacking the space ship at the JFK Space center to escape from the FBI, the gross men went on to discover a paradise full of animals waiting to have sex with each and every species of their choice, so now both judy and nick has to stop them before they screw every animal that they see.

And thanks for allowing me to rape your childhood too! 

Disney's Zootopia belongs to their rightful owners and all things that relate to Disney!

Disney Pixar's Up Yours !

By: Patrick Jenkins

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As Grandpa, the asian boy scout and Grandpa's reincarnated zombie wife where sailing up in the sky in search for the paradise falls when they accidentally flew over coarse in the "no fly zone" in Iran so now they're screwed!


Disney Pixar's "UP" belongs to their rightful owners and all things that relate to Disney Pixar!

Breastfeeding Their Disney Fanwhore

By: Patrick Jenkins

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Disney is still for adult babies, STILL! this is how i invasion what adults look like at disneyworld and disneyland LMFAO!!!

PS This drawing took at least three weeks with the drawing, coloring and shading all together plus the building design i created using a downtown disney building.

The BadAss Dinosaur

By: Patrick Jenkins

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Not everyone in the world believed that Arlo was a good dinosaur, because deep down he had a personal dark side in his head. After since his parents were battered, killed and raped by a bunch of crazed cavemen gang bangers, Arlo would do whatever he means necessary to survive out in the hood by making millions out of dino poop drugs with the help of his trusty retarded caveboy partner in crime "Shit Spot". Together they'll avenge ArELoco's parents for what the cavemen gang bangers have done to them!


All things related to the pixar characters and good dinosaur don't belong to me, they're belong to their rightful owners!


WATCH THE VIDEO ON HOW I COLOR THIS DRAWING! 

Emo Vesbian Dark Romance

By: Patrick Jenkins

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Well isn't this cute, dark, depressing and romantic at the same time, Mavis and Lydia together and forever  !

Mavis belongs to dreamworks animation while lydia belongs to its original owner of beetlejuice related characters !

Suinsideout

By: Patrick Jenkins

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These are the little things that go on in her head, but not everything in her head goes on is all happy and joyful thoughts of a little girl. Its more then that, their are also dark, sexual and evil thoughts that lurk on the otherwise of her head, and i guarantee that all of you don't wanna know any of that junk at all thats inside her brain.

All things related to the pixar characters and inside out don't belong to me, they're belong to their rightful owners!

These are the little things that go on in her head, but not everything in her head goes on is all happy and joyful thoughts of a little girl. Its more then that, their are also dark, sexual and evil thoughts that lurk on the otherwise of her head, and i guarantee that all of you don't wanna know any of that junk at all thats inside her brain.

All things related to the pixar characters and inside out don't belong to me, they're belong to their rightful owners!

The Bro-very Truth

By: Patrick Jenkins

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Of coarse this is why back in Scottish middle-age times chicks can't be fighting in battle and shit. So Merida's Parents were very worried about there son getting killed in battle , so they did the sickest unthinkable decision , and thats to make him into a chick with boobs !! which is also the reason why she has thick thinner body limbs like a boy lol ?

All of disney and pixar characters belong to there rightful owner !

© Disney's Pixar Brave

Big Hetrosexual 69

By: Patrick Jenkins

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Hiro is sexually confused on who to have a relationship with ? Women ? Objects ? Or giant robotic objects that are soft , white , puffy , and very muscular. And now comes the sub category decision , on who to really make love to ? The Puffman from ghostbusters , michelin the tire mascot , or baymax lol ??

Baymax and all characters relating to big hero 6 belongs to there rightful owners , excluding the puffin from ghostbusters and michelin from the tire company !

Frozen Boner

By: Patrick Jenkins

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who knew this snowman was very kinky when it comes to having the snow balls to show his frozen junk to these neck of the woods lol!!

© Frozen belongs to there rightful owners including the characters !

Blue Sexorist

By: Patrick Jenkins

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One of the oldest flirting naughty techniques in the book lol ! also a parody sketch i drew based on this anime show Iam watching "Blue exorcist" . But man who knew female exorcists can be this fucking hot !!

Blue exorcist belongs to there rightful owners !

Fat Fan Whorezilla

By: Patrick Jenkins

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Nothing to be sexes about , but crazed fan girls at least the majority half the convention filled with stampeding fan girls running to famous youtuber to famous vlogger like tyler oakley and that gets a million times out of control during vidcon , while fan boys like me for example are like only 45% of us there attending vidcon which is kinda akward , especially the part where there favorite youtubers attends there OP photo and signings , the girls start screaming out of control like if its a loud police siren and thats pretty fucking annoying , otherwise enjoy this gross messed up stereotype drawing of a youtuber , duck facing selfie obsessed , vlogging addict , fan girl

Build Your Own Penis

By: Patrick Jenkins

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In the world where everything in the lego universe , you can built almost anything that comes to mind. But for any lego character can even come up with the most fucked up lego creation ever , and thats making the world's longest lego penis ever constructed to stretch down to any parts of the world with the longest orgasim ever ! now thats having a pretty messed imagination with lego building lol !

emmet , wyldstyle , and all lego movie characters belongs to there rightful owners !

Ancient Adult Material

By: Patrick Jenkins

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Before there was weird anime porn , back then there was even weirder anime porn like this picture for example.

PS This drawing took three days , few hours of shading , which became totally worth my efforts of drawing my last attack on titan spoof sketch lol ! , so enjoy the LOLZ !

Adult Baby Torture

By: Patrick Jenkins

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Yo quick question , how many people out there still get babied around even though your older and independent but still your mom and dad treat you like if your a helpless kid who gets lectured all the time to learn how to take care of yourself , so i drew this drawing to explain how much Iam going through as a adult lol *sigh* . 

Moanan Groan

By: Patrick Jenkins

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All her life, Moanan Groan has been scarred with this endless instant orgasm curse happening at inappropriate times at the wrong place. It all started as a young child seeking through out the beach when she came across this strange glowing stone known as the "Horny titty fuck". Now forwarded in time as a teenager, Moanan Groan embarks on a quest to find the old sweaty nun porn to help break her instant orgasm curse while island came across another problem. And that's the KKK landing on this random remote island after Obama had enough of the white power shit but shortly after donald trump the KKK leader soon discovered the stone. And what power it be holds, he orders his men to retrieve the stone and use it to accuse all black people being rapist. So now it's up for Maui Mehoe and Moanan Groan to stop the KKK from stealing the horny titty fuck stone and achieving great instant orgasm power. 

The Pooformance

By: Patrick Jenkins

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As from this music generation where living in , its complete sh!t !! with Justin Bieber , Ariana grande , bruno mars , etc. becoming a whole new path of generation of music listening pleasures. Its like cancer to my ears since Im a 80s , 90s , old school music lover. Back then before those pop artists exist the real music that existed was back in my time when music artists didn't used to sound so crappy back then , back when they didn't use auto tone software garbage to enhance there singing abilities. Now in 2015 the artists and there so called so era of music is becoming complete sh!t with 12 year old boys and girls liking and worshiping this kind of poop where listening everywhere from music streaming to CD players blasting in the ghetto where there street racing friends :no: . So in this drawing this expresses how i feel about this 2000-2010's music era and how much our generation is messed up

“Turned On And Reddy”
A Sexy Parody Sketch
By: Patrick Jenkins

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In Toronto, the capital city of the Canadian providence “Ontario”, you thought for a second that Mei Lee was going to have another wonderful, normal, average happy day. By living her daily basis of going to school every day, to get straight A’s, and to one day, fulfill her long, lasting, dream of achieving the highest, medical degree as a successful doctor at a research lab, finding cures for other horrible diseases. Until one day, that’s when all things hit rock bottom, not only did Ming Lee was overly shocked but yet surprised, to discover that her daughter’s buttnaked hand drawing of her true love, Devon, stuffed inside her secret journal, which she eagerly had to insist of cramming it, in front of Mei Lee’s secret crush “Devon” to having Mei wake up the next morning, as an enormous, freakish, giant horny red panda not only once at home, but twice, at school, during lunchtime, at the cafeteria, after she was given two of Jin Lee’s infused horny goat weed pork steam bun. So now Mei Lee was very soon determined to find a way to rid this evil, horny red panda curse once and for all, and that’s when it hit her, she soon learned, about a brilliant plan, in her head, that she needed to raise enough Canadian money, by being forced to perform embarrassing, erotic, sexy, lewd dance moves thru her father’s long time, fursona, adult, fetish, live streaming ensures business, as a fast, money-making, alternative solution. Just to help her entire Lee family go thru a sex change operation, during the night of the red moon, to finally break this ratchet, horny red panda curse once and for all!

"LayLow And Stench”
A Sexy Parody Sketch
By: Patrick Jenkins

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After a blue, strange looking, but yet, very cute alien creature, from outer space , had escape from the hands of Jumba and Wendell Pleakley, Experiment 69 “Lol” had landed onto a very strange island that he had never been to before. Where he was adopted, from a local dog shelter, and developed a weird, twisted and yet very harsh friendship bond with a little Hawaiian girl named “LayLow Pelegai”. And even though stench gets into all sorts of trouble from drug dealing to impregnating women with its alien seed to grow an entire race of new alien species in Kauai, still LayLow manages to keep her cool while keeping him out of the radar away from Jumba, Wendell and The galactic federation for as long as she can!

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